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👃 * 🏓 * 🥗 * 👾 * 🥞 * 👹 * 📗 * 👔 * 💛 * 🚙 * 📘 * 🐠 * 📀 * 🥒 * 📕 * 🍆
ㅤ* I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
ㅤ* Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.
ㅤ* Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
🍇 * 🎍 * 🚕 * 🏀 * 🌸 * 🥞 * 💙 * 👽 * 💚 * 🎁 * 🎽 * 💗 * 🎫 * 💄 * 😺 * 🎄
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!
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