Dear Entity, when i ask: "Can this trial get any worse?"
It's a rhetorical question not a challenge! 😅

➤ I'm 28
➤ I'm an introvert
➤ I have no friends (because i don't drink, don't smoke, don't go to parties
and everyone i met so far thinks that's just sick. Well, i don't care...)
➤ I think my english sucks 🤣
➤ And i'm f***ing tired

Wait a sec... that's not what i wanted to tell you. Ähmmmm...

What i wanna say is:
I'm just an imperfect human and i'm not playing this 24/7.
So please don't expect me to be amazingly good all the f***ing time.
I'm simply trying to have a good game and some fun!
And i hope you are too. So please calm down,
and try to show a bit respect sometimes.
Thanks 😃

Jake: *hanging on a hook in the basement* I have to say, this plan kinda sucks.
Steve: *on the hook next to him* I absolutely agree with you.
Quentin: *on the other hook* WHAT? STEVE YOU IDIOT, this was your plan!
Steve: F***, I KNOW! I didn't think you guys would ever agree to that sh*t!
Bill: *hanging on the last hook* Kids, language please.

Dwight: *sees Jake doing a gen* Hey Jake, what are you doing?
Jake: Most likely mistakes.
Rank1Claudette: *somewhere in the distance* F***ING RIGHT YOU DO!
Dwight: Oh o-ok...

Meg: OMG Jake are you ok? Bad trial?
Jake: Nope, no trial. I just failed Claudettes health and safety lesson.
Meg: Ähm... what happened?
Jake: She asked: "What steps would you take if the killer is chasing you?"
Meg: ?
Jake: Well, 'f***ing big ones' was the wrong answer.

Legion: BOW TO ME!
Bill: No matter how hard the wind howls. The mountain cannot bow to it!
Legion: W-What? What does that mean?
Jake: He said: Go f*** yourself!
Legion: Ok thanks~ W-wAIT WHAT!

Jake: *struggling in a bear trap *
Trapper: AHAHA It's over Park! I have dreamed of nothing else for years.
Meg: *hiding right besides Jake* Boy, does he need a hobby...
Jake: How about you SHUT UP AND HELP ME?!
Meg: Nah... i wanna see what happens next.
Jake: Are you f***ing serious?
Meg: Yep!

To be continued. . .