Anime Tiddies

faceit level 10 Office smurf

want to
+rep
-rep
accuse me of wall or aim
accuse me of being to bad
scam me
find my location
molest me
make sure to do it on my main account
i did not lie about smurfing office.

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https://node2.projectplanet.cn/@steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198874433703/
https://node2.projectplanet.cn/@steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198874433703/
https://node2.projectplanet.cn/@steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198874433703/

To the Most Esteemed Prime Minister of Bosnia,

I pen this epistle with the utmost exaltation and an overabundance of perspicacious enthusiasm, all in pursuit of securing gainful employment within your magnificent nation. As an erudite simian of 28 years, I have traversed the vicissitudes of life, having dedicated a substantial 21 years to laborious endeavors in a Temu factory. Despite my simian proclivities, I have recently extricated myself from the arduous clutches of construction work in Spain.

My ambition now orbits around the celestial aspiration of joining the illustrious national Bosnian Counter-Strike 2 team, known ubiquitously as "The Bananalytical Snipers." This exceptional team, comprised of the most prodigious virtuosos, exclusively partakes in the venerated Office map. With teammates such as Sergeant Simian, Major Monkey, and Lieutenant Lemur, the team is a paragon of strategic finesse and unparalleled dexterity.

It is with unrestrained ardor and an insatiable appetite for bananas—a currency more precious than gold to my kind—that I beseech your benevolent assistance in this endeavor. My six erstwhile wives, from whom I am irrevocably divorced, have bestowed upon me a plethora of progeny. The exigencies of child support necessitate the procurement of a remunerative occupation, wherein bananas serve as a salubrious substitute for monetary compensation.

The path of my ambition is akin to that of an indomitable anime protagonist, driven by an unquenchable thirst for victory and sustenance. With every banana, my prowess in Counter-Strike 2 burgeons, and my capacity to provide for my multitudinous offspring is augmented. The office map is my battlefield, where each cubicle is a fortress, and every document, a shield.

In conclusion, it is my fervent hope that you, in your sagacious magnanimity, will consider my application with the gravitas it merits. The national team of Bosnia stands on the precipice of unprecedented glory, and it is my firm conviction that my inclusion will catalyze an epoch of triumph.

Yours in relentless pursuit of bananas and Counter-Strike 2 mastery,

Baron Bananas von Monkeyheimer
The Aspiring Bananalytical Sniper and Devoted Father of Many

May this missive find you in good spirits and favorable inclinations toward a talking monkey with aspirations as grandiose as the Bosnian horizons.