COGGERS

This thread remineds me of when I was young. And my parents told me my dog had gone to live on a farm. I knew the truth, I knew that something horrible had happened, and that he had died. A couple of years later, I found out the truth. The son of a ♥♥♥♥♥ was living on a damned farm because apparently the dog had some kind of mental defect, and while I though he was playing, he was trying to hump me to death. And apparently I was the only one he focused on. And after two years of crying at the memory of my long dead pet, he bowled me over and tried to make doggie love all over my face.

And that dear friends is what these relationship threads are like. Full of lies, ignorance, a lot of dry humping, and most importantly, like the tale above, completely B.S.