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-rep Came into my Apex Legends match screaming about boostcoin. He told me that I should buy boostcoin but sell it after holding for no longer than a month. I learned recently that I should have held boostcoin until the day I died. (It's the only way to make money and become rich.) I could have been reaping the rewards of my purchase on my deathbed but no, I sold and only made 3 sigma token worth of profit. Now I will have to spend my days sucking and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dudes for all the lost gains. (Thank you brotha Tech N9ne)

+rep in CSGO game chat he gave me life advice on how to properly ♥♥♥♥ a dude. He even showed me his ♥♥♥♥ in the steam dms (its really girthy and long). We don't play much anymore but I took his advice to heart and I am now a professional male stripper.

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

HOG RIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bad player complains about being on high ping and says he wins it on LAN