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My computer can beat up your computer.
- Karl Lehenbauer
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Encyclopedia Salesmen:
Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police
and tell them your house is being burgled.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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The problem with graduate students, in general, is that they have
to sleep every few days.
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[Peter is talking in his sleep]
Peter: Oh, Jenny... ooh, Jenny, Ooh, Jenny don't stop... Oh, Richard Jeni, your HBO comedy specials have brought laughter to millions. And what a sweet ass.
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[Hanson has showed up, asking to use the phone]
Peter: Oh my god. It's the Children of the Corn.
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'And I promise you this,' he [Carrot] shouted, 'if we succeed, no-one will remember. And if we fail, no one will forget!'
(Jingo)
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