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Den of inequity.
😫
The bank sent our statement this morning,
The red ink was a sight of great awe!
Their figures and mine might have balanced,
But my wife was too quick on the draw.
🤔
Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with
little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.
-- Roy G. Blount, Jr.
🤓
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
🤒
Lake Erie died for your sins.
🤕
"Why would a robot need to drink?" -Fry
"I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want." -Bender
😱
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed
ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald
🤤
QOTD:
"Who? Me? No, no, NO!! But I do sell rugs."
🤐
A fox is a wolf who sends flowers.
-- Ruth Weston
😍
-rep the dude looks ugly as ♥♥♥♥ (and he hacks)