Signed by The Goat Aurelius! <3

Hey guys, listen up. So, I've been hearing some rumors floating around that I don't get any one taps when we play. Seriously? Come on, you know me better than that! I'm the one-tap master, the sharpshooter extraordinaire. But here's the deal, lately, I've been holding back. Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy, but hear me out.

You see, I've been doing some super secret training sessions. Like, I'm talking about meditating on the perfect one-tap form, visualizing the headshots before they even happen, that sort of thing. But, uh, maybe I've been too good at it. Like, I'm so in tune with the game now that it's almost like I'm too powerful for my own good. So when you don't see those one taps, it's not because I can't do them—it's because I'm sparing you all from the sheer awesomeness of my skills. Yeah, that's it.

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