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I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
I hope your clothes get wet next time you wash your hands.
I hope if you ever go in grass again (highly unlikely) you get ticks.
I hope the next time you drink milk, the wierd stuff that forms on the side of the jug, forms bigger this time and gets stuck in your teeth.
I hope the heel of your foot gets itchy.
I hope you cut your fingernails too short next time you cut them, then it hurts and you get an infection.
I hope the next time you get a hair cut, they do the buzzer thingy too short on accident.
I hope you get a flat tire.
I hope the next time you get new clothes, it rips on the first day.
I hope you drop your phone and it hits the screen on the corner of a brick.
I hope you run out of toilet paper at the worst time possible.