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ㅤ* Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?
ㅤ* Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
ㅤ* Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe