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When life gives you memes, ask for more. Become a meme trader. Sell memes at a lower price than the prevailing market price. Build a company which sells memes. Become an international meme selling brand. Have profits in billions. Become rich and keep asking for more memes. Produce memes in China and pay your little Chinese boys next to nothing. Profit more. Buy out your meme corporate competitors. Form a meme monopoly. Profit. Use your meme stardom to pivot to a Presidental Campaign. Make memes of your competitors and win. Profit. Create tax cuts for the meme industry. And Profit. Build a shrine to glorify the memes that have made you the man you are. Pass your meme conglomerate down to your children. Profit. Live to be the oldest man ever, for although you may die, your meme legacy will live forever.

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