You are cute :)

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It's COOL to be homosexual
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

Hey, vsauce, Micheal here! Why is my peepee hard? Or is it? Well, ya see, we need to start with the peepee itself. The hardening of the peepee is called an erection. Erection. The term itself shares a similarity with our own predecessors, ♥♥♥♥ Erectus. That's Latin for Gay Straight. So, naturally, we can start to fill in the picture. Our predecessors, Gay Straights, also had hard peepees. Which brings us back to modern day erections. You see, an erection is a signal to tell you that you are gay, a leftover device from the era of Gay Straights. But what is "gay"? To quote Nelson Mandela, "To be gay is not to love others. It is to love yourself and to stay true in the face of many hardships and hard ♥♥♥♥♥." In Layman's terms, Nelson Mandela is trying to tell us to go ♥♥♥♥ ourselves. So, to answer your question, your peepee is hard because you're gay.

nwod uoy steg efil revenehW
nworf a gniraew uoy speeK
dniheb uoy tfel sah niart yvarg eht dnA
epoh fo tuo lla er'uoy nehw dnA
epor ruoy fo dne eht ta nwoD
enil a uoy worht ot ereht s'ydobon dnA
og ot yaw hcihw wonk t'nod uoy taht wol os teg reve uoy fI
seohs ym ni klaw a ekat dna no emoC
gnirts a no dlrow eht tog ,gniht a tuob' yrrow reveN
seulb ym fo lla rof eruc eht tog ev'I esuaC
yawa 'nitlem a-trats selbuort ym dna ,sinep suomrone ym ta kool a ekat I
yats ot 'nimoc era semit yppah ym dna ,sinep suomrone ym ta kool a ekat I
stnap ym ni ecnalg I nehw ecnad a-dna gnis a tog I
yad yenihs-nus a ekil 'nileef a-ma I
sin-eh-eh-ep suomrone em ta kool a ekat I
yaw ym 'niog si gnihtyreve a-dnA

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