If you're reading this, there is a 99% chance you're a virgin.
Allow me to explain.

You're mad. At a video game.
You spend $$$ on skins.
You spend $$$ on ESEA.
You reported me, and now you're probably about to ♥♥♥♥♥ at me about how I'm going to get banned.

You're going to lose this game.
You're going to realize that I play more than 2 games a day, and I have not been overwatched.
You're going to realize I have 800+ hours.
You're going to realize that I play for fun, I have fun, and you suck.

You're going to realize that you're a virgin.
You're going to realize that I muted you before the game started, as I normally do.

You're mad, and I can't hear you ♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥, life just sucks sometimes, huh?