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"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch from
Julian to Gregorian."
♥ 👽 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💃 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🏓 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📘 ♥ 📀
Love is dope, not chicken soup. I mean, love is something to be passed
around freely, not spooned down someone's throat for their own good by a
Jewish mother who cooked it all by herself.
♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💗
xD
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