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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:15pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 2:41pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 4:14pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 7:26am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 7:11am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 4:39pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:57pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:20am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 4:41am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:50am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:31am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:59am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:34am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:49pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:50pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:53pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:17pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:32pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 6:27pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 7:58am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 4:26pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:43pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:58pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 3:54pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 3:54pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 3:54pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:50pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:20pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 3:15pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:45am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:49pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:49pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:31pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 7:08am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:25am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:50pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:49pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 2:34pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 7:24am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:50pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 3:15pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 10:47am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:17pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 7:25am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:00am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:53pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 7:07am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 10:47am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 7:07am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:25am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:25am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:34pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:25am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:26am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 4:30pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:25am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:37am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:50pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:28am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:37am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:08pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:09pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:16pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 2:22pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 1:59am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:59am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:49pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:17pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 7:25am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 2:34pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 7:08am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 3:54pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 4:04am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:41pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 1:06pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:41pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:52am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 9:15am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:57pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:37am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 4:09pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:41pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:18am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 4:26pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:43pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:25am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:13pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:25pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:56am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:56am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:00am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:25am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:25am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:25am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 12:34pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:50pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:55pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:09pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:21pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:41pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:44am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 10:10am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:46am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:59am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 11:14am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:35am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:25am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:57am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 4:39pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:13pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:51pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 4:09pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:48am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:52pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:18pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:31pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:30am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:32am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:39am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:47am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:12pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:17pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 12:34pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:55pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:30am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:25am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:40am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:40am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:09pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:12pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:46am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:00am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:04am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 9:15am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:10pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:10pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:19am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:52am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:15am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 9:52am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:31pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 1:06pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:00am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:27am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 12:34pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 2:18pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 3:54pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:25am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:40am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 12:34pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 4:06pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:15pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:25am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:40am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:55pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:57pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:11pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:19pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:59am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:04am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:00am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:57am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:08am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:05am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:08am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:08am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:17am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:28am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:00am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:28am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:29am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:29am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 3:54pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:18pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:50pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:17pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 12:34pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 12:34pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:50pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:55pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:09pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:46am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:12pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:03am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:04am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:26am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:31am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:27am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:54pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:51pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:08pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:31pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:48am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:06am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:10am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:26am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:26am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:20am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 4:41am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:25am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:23am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:31am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:13pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 1:56pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:48pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:52pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:08pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:29am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:36am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:19am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:20am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 5:16am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:29am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:58am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:32pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:25am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:55pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:09pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:12pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:12pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:03am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:03am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:12pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:26am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:27am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:28am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:30am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:25am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 9:44am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:43am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:46am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:57am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:59am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:01am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:05am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:26am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:30am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:32pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:32pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 12:59am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:04am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:31am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:27am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:28am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:30am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:30am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:32am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:34am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:28am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:40am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:29am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:28am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:29am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:47am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:22am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:22am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:22am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:22am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:27am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:31am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:20am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:23am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:44am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:09pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:00am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:26am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:30am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:22am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:00am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:30am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:45am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:31am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:29am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 12:59am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:26am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:27am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:28am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:30am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:32am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:22am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:22am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:27am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:45am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:27am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:29am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:30am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:30am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:21am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:22am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:22am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:43am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:56am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:08am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:15am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:27am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:28am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:29am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:29am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:36am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:36am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:26am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:45am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:59am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:48pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:25am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:20am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:20am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:02am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:02am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:36am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:57am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:58am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:16am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 7:11am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 4:08pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:21am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:30am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:32am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:21am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:22am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:27am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:56am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:56am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:26am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 7:09am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:00pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:20am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:59am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:09pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:03am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:26am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:30am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:32am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:22am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:56am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:24am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:00pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:00am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:30am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:45am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:21am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:29am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:32am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:32am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 9:15am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:10pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:00am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:12am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:30am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:36am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:43am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:07am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 7:11am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 4:08pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:01am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:45am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:21am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:22am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:03am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 7:10am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:52pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:52pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:18pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:36am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:05pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:10am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:07am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:16am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:44am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 4:07pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:08pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:08am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:22am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:32am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:21am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:22am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:24am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:46am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:56am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:14am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:15am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 7:08am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:00pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:53pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 4:08pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:00pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:14pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:52pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:22am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:45am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:56am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:56am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:15am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:24am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:15am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:53pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 4:06pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 7:16am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 7:16am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:59am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:12pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:03am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:26am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:36am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:24am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:56am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:25am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:00pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:00pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:02am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:36am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:08am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:03am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:31am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:58am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:29am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 7:10am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:43am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 4:02pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:50pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:56pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:48pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:15pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:34am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 1:56pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:00am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:10am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:26am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:32am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:36am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:43am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:57am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 7:11am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:30pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:04am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:36am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:08am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:46am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:56am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:14am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:45am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 7:09am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:53pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:52pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:20pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 7:16am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 7:16am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:32pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:56am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:56am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:06pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:18pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:29pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:20pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:08pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:01am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:17am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:57am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:34am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:36am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:46am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:16am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 7:11am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 4:08pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:07am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:41am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:09am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:14am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:27am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:53am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:52pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:52pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 7:16am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 4:02pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:52pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:48am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 4:08pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked