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🌏 💚 🚕 🍖 🍧 🥒 🕺 📗 👑 💃 🏀 🐟 👳 🥗 🎫 📀
I've always felt sorry for people that don't drink -- remember,
when they wake up, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day!
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I
have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with
slightly over half that quantity of beer.
-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"
🏓 🚙 🎁 🍇 👽 📕 👽 🎈 🎽 👃 🚕 💗 📘 🔋 🌂 💚