I am Burnt Cheese. My life is in crumbles. I can no longer be hurt, the pain is no longer there. My doctor says that the only medicine for me is death. I am deppressed and sad :(, I wish I was never alive, Being burnt is literal hell. My only relieve from this pain is alcohol and opioids. Which are great together. I did not start the opioid crisis but it's here so why not enjoy it. Please will someone eat me. I can not be a burnt cheese for the rest of my life. I have tried numerous attempts of suicide including more fire, knifes, mice, and shredders. So please if you care about cheese then help me end my misery.