John McShowdown
United States
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Years of Service
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About Me:
Introduction:

I'm a former semi-professional Counter Strike player with 8 years of experience. After a life-altering injury, I'm back to playing the game once again. I have 25% of my vision remaining and major hand tremors.

$40.6k PC Specs:

Operating System: Windows 1.01
CPU: AMD Sempron LE-1250 Sparta 65nm Technology
RAM: 200MB Single Channel DDR2 @ 368MHz
Motherboard: PEGATRON CORPORATION NARRA5 (Socket AM2)
Graphics Cars: NVIDIA GeForce 6150SE nForce 430
Storage: 100B Western Digital WD32 Disk Drive (all child porn)
Power Supply: Dyson vacuum battery

Peripherals:

Mouse: Lisa Mouse (A9M0050)
Keyboard: Hansen Writing Ball Typewriter
Monitor: Bespoke Counter Depth 4-Door Flex™ Refrigerator (23 cu. ft.) with AI Family Hub+™ and AI Vision Inside™ in Stainless Steel
Audio: Phonautograph

CS Tournaments:

- IEM Katowice - LAN tournament 2023
- ESL Pro League Season 17 - LAN tournament 2023
- European Pro League Season 12 2022
- BLAST Premier World Final 2021
Favorite Game
Monster Hunter: World
247
Hours played
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+828
834
Achievements
1
Perfect Games
25%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Comments
Lil Fires 1 Jul @ 10:36pm 
Sup Panzy
turnip 19 Apr @ 11:21pm 
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Rev 5 Apr @ 7:53pm 
Yo u be squirting? Or u on the cream team? What color is the inside? That ♥♥♥♥ stretchy? Ur ♥♥♥♥♥ real wet? Do it grip the meat? How many fingers you use? Can I smell it? Is it warm? You suck the stank off the ♥♥♥♥? You hairy? Can I floss? Is it bleeding? Do it jiggle? Do it drip? You moaning?How many fingers you use?Is it real juicy?Send me a bottle?Send me a pic?Take one from the back with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ showing. What kind you panties you wearing? Send a mirror pic? Im out of milk can you hook me up? Tryna make cookies. Fr Though. Send me an audio recording. Start with one finger and work your way up. Do it stink? What it feel like? How often you touch it? What type of noises you make? Can I record? Whats your favorite position? You be quivering? You loud? You like being choked? Are you legal?
turnip 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:57pm 
happy new year, cracker... <333 :3
turnip 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12am 
Merry Chrismas
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turnip 13 Nov, 2023 @ 8:25am 
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