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Norway 
Yo, just caught wind that you've clocked 650 hours in Tekken and, bruh, are you just leaving the game on pause to rack up those numbers? Because it sure ain't showing in those combos. 🕓👀
650 hours and you're still button mashing like a toddler on a sugar rush at an arcade. You've probably spent half that time watching the continue screen, haven't you? 💥👶
And let's talk about your 'signature move' – it’s like a mystery wrapped in an enigma, mostly because even you have no idea what you’re doing. It's like watching someone try to solve a Rubik’s cube in the dark... with their feet. 🧩🦶
Bro, with those hours, you should've been a Tekken sensei by now, handing out wisdom and beatdowns. Instead, you're out here handing out free wins like they're flyers for a car wash. 🚗💦