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ㅤ* I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
ㅤ* Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
ㅤ* Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!
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