mate?

+rep played against me and he destroyed me (felt good)

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

-rep grabbed my taint

A GAMER IS AN ASCENDED BEING THAT IS THE PRODUCT OF MILLIONS OF YEARS OF FINE TUNED EVOLUTION LEADING TO A SPECIMEN THAT IS NEITHER HUMAN NOR GOD. THE PERFECT BALANCE BETWEEN MAN AND MONSTER. A GAMER IS THE APOTHEOSIS OF EVOLUTION. I AM A GAMER.

IF YOU CUT ME I'LL BLEED GFUEL. BUT YOU'LL NEVER CUT ME BECAUSE MY REFLEXES ARE TOO STRONG DUE TO GAMING

I CAN HOLD A LIVE GRENADE IN MY HAND AND FEEL NOTHING WHEN IT EXPLODES THANKS TO MY ALL MY GAMING MAKING MY SKIN HARDER THAN A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TURTLE SHELL

WHAT IS THE MOST USED MUSCLES IN A GAMERS BODY? THE MIND OVER TEN BILLION SYNAPTIC SCOOTERS ALL FIRING AT THE SAME TIME EVERY SECOND KEPT HEALTHY BY THE CARBOHYDRATES DUE TO DORITOS

A GAMERS SENSES ARE THREE TIMES AS STRONG AS AN AVERAGE HUMAN BEINGS. WE CAN SMELL THE FUTURE. WE CAN TASTE YOUR PANTIES GETTING WET FROM MILES AWAY. WE CAN TELL WHEN IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPIDERSENSE