Marriage is learning about women the hard way.
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Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
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It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either.
-- Kevin White, Mayor of Boston
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The best portion of a good man's life, his little, nameless, unremembered acts
of kindness and love.
-- Wordsworth
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Will Rogers never met you.
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Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers and
cheating on your income tax.
-- Mike Royko
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Please, Mother! I'd rather do it myself!
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So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because as the old
saying goes, let your children run wild and free.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Australia
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Cat, n.:
Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
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Remember to say hello to your bank teller.
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Rubber bands have snappy endings!
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Very nais

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Cool guy

+rep nice trader