MasterQueef
max   South Carolina, United States
 
 
Cortana's tits definitley got bigger
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sneezy Oct 18, 2024 @ 8:16pm 
-Rep

After a good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, and over the next couple months became great friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS, and most importantly, true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house he just pushed me against a wall and started nibbling on my ear. I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
sneezy Nov 18, 2023 @ 11:29pm 
+rep This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
sneezy Sep 1, 2023 @ 9:23pm 
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sneezy May 3, 2023 @ 1:36pm 
im so gay right now
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