Prestatievoortgang van fortnite player in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2019 om 11:26

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2019 om 12:06

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2019 om 13:41

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2019 om 10:57

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2019 om 12:08

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2019 om 13:41

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 23 jul 2019 om 16:19

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2019 om 14:24

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 11 nov om 13:01

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ontgrendeld op 11 nov om 13:15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 23 jul 2019 om 16:06

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2019 om 11:49

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 9 apr 2020 om 12:59

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2019 om 13:55

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2019 om 10:53

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2019 om 12:11

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2019 om 10:44

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2019 om 10:53

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2019 om 10:47

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2019 om 14:01

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

5 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

29 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

10 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

2 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

754 / 1,000

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

8 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.