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Bir çeviri sorunu bildirin
blood in particular that was so upsetting.
(Sourcery)
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One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.
-- Helen Keller
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It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.
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A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be
thankful for a good one.
-- Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
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Newman's Discovery:
Your best dreams may not come true; fortunately, neither will
your worst dreams.
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"Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches!"
-- Mom
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Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A: Chewing gum.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE