Bing Chilling
aj   Miami, Florida, United States
 
 
The names balko… Agent.Balko.
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I need more ketamine! 17 Feb @ 6:24pm 
God i want to ♥♥♥♥ those bugs so bad ♥♥♥♥ so hot i wanna have no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dinning table tot the bedroom floor, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cow girl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, having the most toe curling. back arching, leg shaking, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, eye watering, eye rolling, sheet gripping sex those bugs have ever had.
AJ2k 23 May, 2022 @ 3:59pm 
You'd actually have to have a high IQ and be emotional strong to have a body pillow, because not only does it require a high IQ to bring a body pillow a live in your imagination, it also requires a lot of mental and psychological stamina to maintain a happy body pillow since they do require a lot of work to have around and especially if you are storing them in the bed. Furthermore, people who are attached to bodypillows have a high tendency to be multilingual and know complex words like kawaii, watashi and sugoi, which definitely shouldn't be underestimated because their meanings are very subtle so they require an immense amount of intelligence to fully understand and an even higher IQ to use in the everyday life. With this said it is only logical to pay a lot of respect and admire those who keep bodypillows in their room of their mom's basement, everything else would be undeniable irrational and absolutely moronic.
AJ2k 22 May, 2022 @ 6:36pm 
Really chill dude, is quite the dank memer too. i met him back in middle school football, and from shower experienced it's quite vivid how hard-bodied this chap is. i see him in the hallway and he's still got that gruff, chiseled chin and charming grin he's had since. it's a mystery what his secret to his adept fitness is. is it twenty raw eggs a day? does his bench his mom for 2 hours after his SAT practice? the world may never know, but maybe someday we can all take a moment to bask in the glory that is his bodily perfection. Amen.
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Marty Mcfly Williams 30 Jun, 2019 @ 3:13pm 
📢🚨ATTENTION🚨📢 🎮🗣ALL GAMERS🗣 🎮 ‼️‼️RED ALERT‼️‼️ Mom 👩 has found👀 🔎 the 💩POOP SOCK 🧦 and she 💃🏼 is NOT ❌HAPPY 🙎‍♀️ ‼️‼️She is now🕑 threatening 🙅‍♀️ to🚫STOP🚫 buying 💰TENDIES🍗 and GAMER🎮 FUEL🥤 if it isn’t 🚮thrown away🚮 in the next 5️⃣ MINUTES 🕑

This 👆is absolute💯🐂♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🐂 and 🚫NOT FAIR⚖️‼️ If anyone 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 tries to tell 🗣 me that I cant❌ have my💩poop sock 🧦 then I’m 🧒gonna walk 🚶‍♂️to the🔝 of an 🏢 office building 👨‍💻👩‍💻 and 💯YEET💯 myself 🏃🏼‍♀️ off 🚫of the rooftop 👇👀👇and 🔚 my 🔥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔥 life👋😩 or become ✔️ a paraplegic ♿️🚫👣 trying 💪 because my poop 💩 sock 🧦 is the ♥️love 💏 of my 🧒 LIFE and I will🙏🏻 do ANYTHING ♾ TO PROTECT ⚔️🔫 IT 😤 ‼️‼️
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