Whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪️ ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱💦 u little snowhoe ❄️👅👀🎄 DICKCEMBER🎄 is here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy's christmAss tree 🎄🍑✔️ all month long until his SAP comes out 🍻👅💦💯 but dont forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 👅🍯 from daddy's HARD candy cane 🍭😩 if u want to get RAWED 🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 then send this to 2⃣5⃣ of your thickest elves 💁🙋🍒 if u get 0⃣ back 😔 then ur an UGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get back 1⃣0⃣😊 ur a BAD JINGLE BEL

Paulie Bleeker??"?!?!?!??!?!????!?!?

It’s almost📆 COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know 😦what😦 that 😏means😏 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 time🕡 to remind all 👭😈 that love💛 that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 Christopher CUMlumbus day is arriving🛬! Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 2️ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck🐓🎃THOT-O-WEEN 🎃

Is it gay to want to deepthroat 🍆 a bro 👊 😍 and drink his hot 🍆 💦 💦 😝 load? Like, I 👀 don't ☝🏽 want to take it in the 🍑 ass 🍆 👉 👌 , and I 👀 certainly don't want to go out 💒 👬 with a guy 😍 ❤️ 😍 . I'd just like to do what bros 👊 😍 do and help each other out every once in a while 😏 🙌 . Is that too much too ask?

If my😍💦 girl💁🏻and Ken bone🏻both😜 drowning🌊😳💦 Catch 😬😆🏈 me 😆 in the BONE ZONE 🍖🍖 askin bout energy policies 💡💡