hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that, It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play Left 4 Dead 2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo

Please respond, I am the mother of a 9 year old that you played Minesweeper with. After your [One "vs" One] match with him he came home with a sore back, not too long after that he got diagnosed with autism out of the sudden, my child has always been very loquacious and talktive, it all started changing after your match please tell me what happened in your private lobby, i tried joining the lobby but it asked for my credit card information for some reason so i didn't trust that, Please don't take offense in this but the internet is a wild place nowadays you can't trust anything anymore. more importantly tho, i await your reply, please contact me at "My_Kid_Has_Autisim@Hotmail.com" if you happen to read this.

My homie and I set out to grab a late night meal. I was paranoid. What if there isn't really a travis scott meal? I thought to myself. The window rolls down. "Hi may I take your order." I respond with "I'd like a travis scott meal". "a what?" She asks. I start doubting myself, scared. "I'd like a travis scott meal" I said again, my voice quivering. "An iced coffee?" She says. At this point I panic. My homie looks over to me and said "Dude, there's no such thing as a travis scott meal, its just a twitter thing you idiot, stop making a fool of yourself." I was stricken with fear. "WAIT!" I said, the word escaping my mouth followed by immediate regret. "Ok, what can I get you" she responds. I swallowed hard, I was mortified. "DO...do you guys...have something called a...travis scott meal?" I panicked. A moment of silence sets in. I look over, and homie is facepalming and shaking his head. After what seemed like ages, the speaker piped up, this time crystal clear "sir, this is a wendy's."

You'd actually have to have a high IQ and be emotional strong to have a body pillow, because not only does it require a high IQ to bring a body pillow a live in your imagination, it also requires a lot of mental and psychological stamina to maintain a happy body pillow since they do require a lot of work to have around and especially if you are storing them in the bed. Furthermore, people who are attached to bodypillows have a high tendency to be multilingual and know complex words like kawaii, watashi and sugoi, which definitely shouldn't be underestimated because their meanings are very subtle so they require an immense amount of intelligence to fully understand and an even higher IQ to use in the everyday life. With this said it is only logical to pay a lot of respect and admire those who keep bodypillows in their room of their mom's basement, everything else would be undeniable irrational and absolutely moronic.

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