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Recent reviews by Danatz

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1 person found this review helpful
117.8 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I don't even know what to say. This is worse than crack.
Posted 6 February, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
18.3 hrs on record (15.8 hrs at review time)
There is absolutely 0 reasons to play this game. There is also a plethora of reasons why not to.
Posted 11 December, 2021.
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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.9 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
I tried to give it a shot. This is just barely playable. Voice acting, art, story (♥♥♥♥♥ is that all about???). It's just plain bad. SG2 and Warlords were better games. Not perfect but light years more advanced compared to this hilariously bad game. This just feels like a half baked indie game made for PS3.
Posted 14 March, 2021.
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17 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Erm, why is this still in store??
Posted 14 February, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
190.6 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Oh boy.

Bad graphics. Very bad. Like, 5-6 year old looking visuals.
Hilariously bad vehicle animation. Some bugs, not really too many for now.
Fantastic sound engineering but not really fitting music. I guess not everyone can get their own Michael McCann.

What bothered me the most is the fact I felt like I'm playing The Division due to the enemy being like sponges. Really lazy design.

Honestly, I don't understand how this game looks and feels so mediocre after 7 or 8 years in production. Maybe it's the mega hype but at the end, maybe it is just not an epic game.

Patch 1.1 - game got even worse somehow.

Patch 2.0 - 3 game breaking bugs already...

Posted 10 December, 2020. Last edited 25 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
Alabama the simulator.
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
This game is absolutely terrible. Stuttering idiots talking for minutes on end, story goes on slower than a mongoloid child and dialogue in general is borderline retarded. I couldn't get to the first micromanagement part as I just...well, could not.
Posted 18 April, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
Okaaaaay. So, this is a pretty bad game. It looks fine, it sounds fine but the optimisation is terrible. Main character is a disgusting "strong woman" that can't even say hello without sounding like a bloody Austrian princess. On the top of that, after half an hour playing session I accidentally clicked on Main Menu (was playing with my mouse sensitivity) and I got normally booted out, but guess what, when I continued, I was right at the start of the game. Marvellous.
Posted 21 February, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record
Absolute bugged garbage. Got to lvl 6 having more problems with bugs then super easy enemies.
Posted 1 February, 2020.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.4 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
Fantastic game. Absolutely fantastic. The thing is it crashes all the time. I lose my progress every bloody time.
Posted 24 December, 2019.
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