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Don't know how you make dogfighting boring but somehow they did it.
Also a horrendously predatory p2w system that puts gacha to shame.

you can punch your own shotgun pellets
you can PUNCH your OWN shotgun pellets and they fly faster and EXPLODE

get this game right now

Allow me to start off by saying dark souls is an amazing game and I thoroughly recommend getting it when it's on sale. However, I cannot say that this "remaster" is worth it at full price. Because it isn't. It isn't a remake, it isn't a remaster, it's a rehash. Aside from a few minor graphics tweaks the game looks the same, and bugs that existed in the game 8 years ago are still prevalent. PvP is a joke with abysmal lag and hitreg, you'll be backstabbed whilst 3 miles behind the guy.
In short, whilst a fantastic game, wait for a sale because it is absolutely not worth the full price tag

Basically more SUPERHOT, which is always a good thing

Local man still too angry to die, fights satan with a chainsaw and his gigantic titanium balls

For a game that looks straight out of 2005 it needs a supercomputer from 2077 to run it. But other than that, it's astonishingly accurate to real life WWII. For example, did you know that the soldiers that fought weren't actually soldiers, but instead were the fat kid with parkinsons that came last by 5 minutes in an egg and spoon race. If only the lard clogging their arteries was as good at clogging gunshot wounds.

10/10 would have a heart attack again

I mean, if you enjoy spending 90% of every match watching your teammates wishing you could play but you can't cause you got 1 tapped by a single pixel behind a bush then yeah I guess you'll find it fun.