"Tacos are the greatest food in the history of the world" - Shissy

"Remember: if you have something mean to say about someone, you should be courteous and say it behind their back, so as not to hurt their feelings." - somebody named Alex

"Giggle not into the abyss"

"Missy: fresher and hotter than any coffee" - Allysa

"I'll just eat a lot of triangular foods and I will slowly gain their properties" - Lumi

"You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't...it just makes people dead" AVPM

"You're the queen of bedbugs and the king of profundity" - FaintPulse

"...waiting steals TINY NIBBLES from your metaphorical life cookie" - T-rex

"Love is basically the only acceptable form of mental illness" - Z?

"I am the Captain America of snuggling" - [redacted]

"Maybe cats will take over when we all die. That's a nice thought. I hope we all die" - A Softer World

"The best thing about fire is that it can be shared" - Ben

"Potato: that round, starchy thing that stands between you and cannibalism" - SMBC

"Never mistake my silence for weakness, no one plans a murder out loud... not that I'm, uh, going to, um, do anything... ever." - Missy

"Sure, exercising and cleaning out the garage are great, but have you tried being relentlessly average?" - 2018's new years resolution

"What good is a hug if you don't risk your life?" - Abel

"How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks." - Dorothy Sayers

"I wish Grond would take me to prom" - Matt

"This quote was taken out of context" - Randall Munroe

"You sound disturbingly fae" - El bebé