My friend, you are entering a world of pain.


I don't really come from outer space..


Don't mock me, my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?




Facebook Status: Remanded to the custody of the United States Army Neurochemical Research Center at Fort Meade, Maryland, for extensive testing.