our names are ball and sack in real life
you have one nut, i have the other
together we form the complete ball sack
they say we are nuts

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INCIDENT REPORT:

DATE/TIME: Right now

VICTIM: Libtard

OFFENSE COMMITTED: Trolled

ADDITIONAL DETAILS: Epic style

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Just tried my own semen and..
It was not as bad as I thought it would be. However I've been vegetarian/plant-based for 9 months now so maybe it the taste/smell is better due to that.

It tasted light salty and creamy but otherwise not much flavour to it. I can understand why some wouldn't be a fan of swallowing but I would not deny it either if I was a female and in relationship. How I did it for those who wants to know:

I laid on my back with my legs up in the air, I did the tongue out, eyes closed as you would see women doing in the porn (or in real life) and I kept stroking untill I came in my mouth and face.

Taking s h i t s is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the s h i t out of your a s s h o l e (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your a s s h o l e, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it f u c k i n g sucks.



TL;DR I hate s h i t t i n g

You can ♥♥♥♥ the same sex as much as you want and still be straight

And anyone insisting otherwise is incredibly toxic.

I'm a guy and sometimes I enjoy hooking up with other guys. I have zero attraction to the parts of them that are socially considered masculine, but I also don't have any disgust towards them either. I'm indifferent. To me it's just an easy way to get off.

If I ever mention this online I'm told I must be bisexual. Either I'm in denial or I'm experiencing internalized homophobia/biphobia. Maybe that's the case for some people, but personally I would be happy to identify as bisexual if I actually felt any attraction towards men. I just don't, and I don't like that I have to take on a label that doesn't align with how I genuinely feel.

I've also heard I could identify as heteroromantic bisexual, but I don't like this either. I don't find men sexually attractive. Stop forcing me take on a label when I don't have the internal experience

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life