"It's a bad day to be bad people." -Paul Blart (Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2)

"Where have you been?" -Akihiko Sanada (Persona 3)

"I'm going to feed my love sauce to everyone, and they're gonna love me." - WraithWall

"Whatever God wants is fine by me ... I’ve had the very best life. I have tasted beauty.” - John Larkin (Scatman John)

"Originally I was going to make it if you beat the game fast enough, you’d be able to see the annoying dog in a bikini." - Toby Fox

"maybe there's like... a traveling band or some ♥♥♥♥ that'll take me in. I can be that ambiguous dude who plays the lute. iunno if people still play lutes, actual-" -Wood Man (SiIvagunner)

"It's like if Inferno Cop and Kill la Kill had a baby, then died in a tragic car accident and left the baby to be raised by Fooly Cooly and Panty and Stocking instead, with her uncle Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann teaching her about the world." -TvTropes on Space Patrol Luluco

"I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turtle"-Keh4/The Mexorcist/Jesus/The Plant

"I want to see if it's flammable proof."-Aleks (Cowchop)

"See, you make toast, I make art; I'm smart, you're retarded."-Stephen (wafflepwn/Greatest freakout ever 16)

"spaghetti dud gets bear by jo"-Wraithwall

"Shut up! Sit your ass down and drink your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEA!"-Cid (Final Fantasy VII)

"I was playing smash earlier and everyone was corrin and I was cloud; I got so pissed that I yelled OH BOY IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FEST 2016 LET'S SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR ME TO GET RAPED" -Nick (Friend of mine)

"Life sucks, then you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die."-Joel (Vinesauce)

"Yeah! I'm gonna jump down danger's throat and rip out its guts with my teeth!"-Ryuko (Kill la Kill)

"I can speech."-Keh4/The Mexorcist/Jesus/The Plant

"We need to learn how to Anime"-Keh4/The Mexorcist/Jesus/The Plant

"There are women who hide what they snatch inside their snatch, so there must be men who hide what they ransack inside their ballsack!" - http://i.imgur.com/X8GBeks.png

"It's Self-Raising Flour. It's dad left at a young age, so it had to raise itself."-Filthy Frank

"Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I am Bowser! Businessman of Legend! Fear my accounting!"-Bowser (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"I go to bed every night, and i'm not scared of this, like, animatronic bear coming out of my closet anymore. I'm scared of the 5th game popping out from, like, under my bed." -Slimecicle (on FNAF)

"Wow! This looks pretty heavy! You won't be able to lift it with just your bare hands..."-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everything in Link's Awakening

"...and suddenly, all four of them are under a Rhino ♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing with it's giant plastic ♥♥♥♥, alright? That was my trip to the Zoo dammit. And then that resulted in like, the Bone Zone fight. And then they, like, started throwing dirt at each other and then they just like took the plastic shovels and started smacking each other in the face. Then they just start punching each other in the face, these two little kids start punching each other in the face. And then this Old Lady just sprints over with a stroller with a baby in it and starts yelling at me to take control of my kids and i'm like They're not my kids ♥♥♥♥♥! That was the worst thing, like, by far was the Bone Zone. And that was actually, like, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Satan's bedroom is the Bone zone. I'm just saying it's a bad place. You think it's all fun and games until a kid takes a purple plastic shovel to the throat, okay!"-Ma3la

"If Hype was a living, breathing creature, it's name would be Captain Falcon."-I actually have no idea who said this.

"Down at the end of the hall is ball storage, for jocks, who like balls. Like Richie Marcus. Did you hear that Betsy? RICHIE. LIKES. BALLS."-Doctor Borous (Fallout: New Vegas: Old World Blues)

"I think killing animals runs in my family because my mom would accidently kill an animal every christmas"-Keh4/The Mexorcist/Jesus/The Plant

"People are probably the dumbest creatures alive."-Ike (Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn)

"I've been twaumatized!"-Gorney (Gravity Falls)

"inhale my dong enragement child"-Freddy (FNAFB)

"MUCKLE DARMED CULTISTS! 'AIR YOU NAMBLIES KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN?!?"-Old Man Hendorson (/tg/)

"Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries, we're going to find out who gives a ♥♥♥♥ about Bigfoot! Update: Apperantly nobody gives a ♥♥♥♥, so ♥♥♥♥ him!"-Tourettes Guy

"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."-Spongebob