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guru?"
<BenC> Espy_on_crack: no, you have to install it twice before you are a
guru...once to prove you can do it, the second to fix the things
your broke the first time
<Espy_on_crack> oh right, how silly of me
🤕
Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and
admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being
a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in
the clowning business.
-- Homer Simpson
Homie the Clown
😯
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would
have preferred.
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A little experience often upsets a lot of theory.
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"Seven years and six months!" Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully.
"An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you'd asked MY advice, I'd have
said 'Leave off at seven' -- but
und trzdem kranker Spieler ;DD auf die alten Zeiten!