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have an offer for ya, added mate.

I'm cutting off your balls (ツ)_/¯✂╰⋃╯

How do I (M58) buy a woman (F19)
My buddy raised a fine daughter in the years we have battled together, and a few years ago I lost my wife to consumption. i have watched his daughter a lot recently and recently tried courting Herand yet she says she sees me as family and rejects my attempts. recently I have seen her going on adventures with my grandson, they seem to be friends. they just run around in the wilderness, I don't get it. we have all the entertainment we need on this checkerboard. On top of the youth these days not enjoying a good olde game of checkers, she seems completely uninterested in my trophies of prowess. I fear my only choice is to get real old man speak to my friend about marrying his daughter off to me. I have plenty of money and influence as I am currently ruling Vlandia.

How do I bring up the subject to my friend that I want to marry his daughter and make him rich for the privilege?

"My horse is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot" I always thought to myself. As I noticed he had sex with his wife around 4 times a day, I decided to order another horse, to make my horse's wife cheat on him with this big horse I just got. And all of this to make him hornier, to push him into raping me, because I know he is hella smart, as I taught him ABC. So, today when I went at cleaning his ♥♥♥♥, I positioned myself in doggystyle, and waited for him. And then bang, I felt his 36cm ♥♥♥♥ in my tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Best experience of my life. However after that day, all the other horses started glancing at me weirdly, and this is how I realized I was cooked.