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841.3 hrs on record (836.4 hrs at review time)
Cons:
Still dont have dead god

conclusion:
its okay i guess
Posted 6 April.
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20.8 hrs on record
disclaimer: I received this game from the new steam family sharing beta and i feel like getting something for free/cheap makes me more forgiving
with that out of the way ill say this game is much more than I initially thought.
PROS
-The setting is phenomenal, the great well really gives the darksouls/fromsoft vibe and despite the dreary atmosphere, all the NPCs who you meet make it feel like it is still a place you have hope of escaping
-The areas are (mostly) unique and each have something memorable save for 1 or 2
-Secrets are just hidden well enough that it may take a few double checks, re-visiting areas for materials, consumables, etc. usually led to me finding a new false wall or hidden item and generally felt satisfying.
-The ability to scan your enemies and see their resistances was fun

CONS
-While the weapons and spells are varied, your choice boils down to what deals the most damage, save for enemies who are immune to certain damage types. (feels like most enemies are vulnerable to light damage and some of the best weps deal light damage)
-There was not much incentive to vary my build, strength is pretty much the #1 stat aside from maybe intelligence, dexterity determines ranged weapon damage but there are much less ranged options that aren't magic, plus I didn't find a ranged weapon that used a damage type other than physical.
-Bosses, while interesting have way too much health and are pretty easy. Each one is kind of a lengthy slog that can be won without much effort.

There are probably other things I could list in both of the pros and cons but I've been writing this for a while
In the end I do think this is a good game and I think I would have paid full price for it.
The overall experience was good but despite the fact i'm probably going to go back and get all the endings i'm not sure id make a new save just to play through the whole game again.
Posted 30 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.6 hrs on record (24.9 hrs at review time)
me and 3 other d-bois made a debate club and it wnt down like this
"howdy 096, you want to join debate club?"
"we just have to use our debate mastery to convince these MTF to spare us, hey gu-"
"or ornage suits represent the WE are the cheetos"
later our fearless leader became 106 and made the other scps help us out of the facility, i was the last to die in a huge shootout between MTF and chaos
probably the best rounds ive ever played, hell yeah
Posted 15 June, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
70.6 hrs on record (58.3 hrs at review time)
you get to play as a mutant peice of candy 10/10 also if you get this game you might want a controller :)
Posted 20 April, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
230.3 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
it has good music for all situations its pixel-ness is amazing and plenty of loot to go around!
Posted 2 September, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.9 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
hard to explain, veary funny with its physics and a good stradegy... thing in multiplayer
Posted 26 May, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
87.7 hrs on record (25.3 hrs at review time)
its a rage-induceing game, but random and fun
Posted 18 April, 2014.
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