Alright guys heres me in a bundle,
I love ice cream, long pairs of slacks, and a nice walk on the beach
in a few years my doctor will inform me that i have an IQ of 49
Which most people call, mentally retarded.

I wish i were a manatee so i can swim around in whale Jizz for the 48 weeks that I live on this planet before getting hit by a boat. Ofcoarse the manatee life isnt for everybody, it requires hard work, determination, alot of drugs, and your imagination.

I think... i might start a youtube channel were it shows the top 10 of old men popping baloons... Its a really popular category between me and my stuffed animal roger the man eating rabbit.

Bottom Line is:
"Holy Diver! You've been gone too long in the midnight sea, oh whats becoming of me." -Dio
Lets all be friends and make love to your pets.. amen.