>I was only 33 years old
>I loved GabeN so much, I have all his games
>I pray to GabeN every night before bed, thanking him for the games i've been given
>"GabeN is live" I say, "GabeN is life"
>My roommate hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥
>i knew he was just jealous of my devotion for GabeN
>I called him a peasant
>He rages and leaves the room
>I'm crying now that people can be so stupid
>I sit next to my PC and it's really hot
>Something is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's GabeN
>I'm so happy
>he whispers in my ear, "this is my wallet"
>He grabs my wallet with his powerful hands
>I'm ready
>I open my wallet for GabeN
>He starts taking out my money
>It hurts but i do it for the games
>I can feel my finances flying away
>I try to resist the urge
>I want to please GabeN
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my library with games
>My roommate walks in
>GabeN looks at him straight in the eye and says "Come join us"
>GabeN jumps out the window
>GabeN is love, GabeN is life !