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PREFACE: LONG AGO IN A DISTANT PROVINCE CLOSE TO THE BORDER OF BOTSWANA THEIR WAS A PLACE CALLED GAUTENGALENG HERE LIVED A MAN CALLED REMEDY HE WAS THE BADEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU HAVE EVER MET. A STONECOLD KILLER, THEY CALLED HIM REMEDY BUT HE HAD A DIFFERANT NAME...

STORY: REMEDY OUR BELOVED MAIN CHARACTER STARTED PLAYING DOTA ONE DAY, BEING THE MAN HE WAS, HE NATURALLY WRECKED ALL THE KIDDOS THAT HOPPED ON TRYING TO CLAIM FAME. THE SURPRISING THING WAS THAT HE HIMSELF DID NOT PLAY DOTA FOR FAME NOR STATUS OR MONEY. NO, IT WAS MORE IMMERSIVE THAN THAT. YOU SEE REMEDY HAD A DARK SIDE. HE STARTED PLAYING SO THAT HE COULD GET TO KNOW ALL THE 12-YEAR-OLD KIDS THAT HE SO DEARLY WANTED TO TOUCH. HE EVEN PAYED OTHER PLAYERS TO HELP HIM TOUCH LITTLE KIDS. HE WAS TRYING TO DUPLICATE THE WORK OF HIS PREVIOUS MENTOR HARAMBE. NOT ONLY DID HE SUCCEED BUT HE EVEN SURPASSED HIS LATE DECEASED MENTOR. HE TOUCHED SO MANY KIDDOS THEY STARTED CALLING HIM KIDDYTOUCHER. HE WAS THE SOLE CREATOR OF THE TOUCHATHON. AND RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TOUCHING OF 1000'S OF KIDDOS. THIS STORY IS BUT THE TIP OF THE PENIS. BUT MY FRIEND I GAURANTEE THAT IT IS FAR FROM THE END.

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