RyGuy
Ryan   Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
 
 
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zync 7 Sep @ 1:55pm 
+rep no longer smells like semen. punched him in the balls again and he did not cry this time.
zync 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38am 
-rep stinks of semen and gets bullied at school. once punched him in the balls and he cried for hours the pussmondo.
oken 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:59pm 
-rep Plays on dough-rolling sensitivity
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Enfuu 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm 
I sexually identity myself as a Taxes instrument ti-84 plus, ever since I was a young boy I dreamt of creating graphs on a small screen, some people say that it is impossible to make oneself a graphing calculator however I am having a plastic surgery install a 2 inch LCD screen 64 mb of ram and buttons to fulfill my dreams of becoming a Ti-84 graphing calculator, and my pronounce are X and Y and you need to respect my rights to identify myself as one or else you are a calculatorphobe and need to check your calculating privileges, thank you.
oken 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:01pm 
My 14 year old will not stop playing Fortnite at any given chance. He doesn't want to go to bed, he doesn't want to do his homework, etc.

I picked him up from school the other day and decided to have fun with it. I pulled up in the van, got out, and stood by the passenger door as the school was letting out. The second I saw him come out the door, I yell "HEY JACOB!!" which gets the attention of like 300 kids filing out of the school. I immediately started doing that Fortnite "floss" dance (which I have seen him do), swung it 5 or 6 times, then finished with an epic dab. The crowd responded with a WHOOOOOOAAAAAA and tons of laughter. I then bowed and opened the passenger door like a chauffeur.

When he got in, I said "Man, I tried that Fortnite thing you play and I can see why you like it so much!"

He seems to have played a lot less lately.