He's been like a father to me,
He's the only DJ you can get after three,
I'm an all-night musician in a rock and roll band,
And why he don't like me I don't understand.
-- The Byrds
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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The Bird of Time has but a little way to fly ...
and the bird is on the wing.
-- Omar Khayyam
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Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
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Chris: Hey dad, look. I put honey on my back, and now the ants are carrying me home. [laughing]
Peter: Aw, that's nothing. He does the same thing at home, but with Velveeta and cockroaches. And if ya turn on the lights really fast, they'll slam him right into the fridge.
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The British are coming! The British are coming!
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The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster at night.
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