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The agony of Isaac.
Year after year more pain

I am sadly 39 next month. On the plus side I grew up with football/soccer games like Kick-Off, Super Sidekicks, SWOS.
They are games that have made me feel so happy and in the moment.

I was really excited for this project, the possibilities were boundless.

Sansberro the developer did keep people in touch via twitter on gifs and brilliant mathematics on AI function.
Since this game is available on mobile phones I think we have got the cold shoulder from the dev.
He no longer updates anything that is anyway related to this project.

I can only think he might spring a dungeon Indiana Jones rogue thing soon

Batovi only cares about APPLE

Me and my brother were so excited to pick this up on the day of release. We have skated for years and now pushing our 40's. Work and all that physical jazz leads us more towards just cruising in a game with a few beers at the end of the night.

This has so much potential but these guys are just taking pisss with everyone

Sadly with Skater Xl you can't even spawn with a smoothness that sets you up with any form of a line or a bases.
You do get to pick a spawn point with up/down on the controller whilst you skate over your chosen spot. That feels clunky. This can lead to stance issues and your character rendered useless.

So you have found your line and then you have to deal with the lack of player configuration and shoddy physics.

No visual help integrated. Terrible framing issues. You may be running over 100fps but the game runs like the cat food Sheba.


This does not bring into account how terribly managed this project is

Even if you are hungry for another Skate wait to see how this gets worse :(

4/10


This is what I want the dev's to read....


For the love of god please write something about this project you have sold to people.

What do you do all day? How hard is it to write to people to let them know what is happening as of now?

Is there anything you have to show us? It feels like you don't care at all about your player base.

You sold this demo on Steam, people have paid money and want to join in with the idea of this game but you don't give a turd.

(Update) December 2023

Skater xl is still a wasted project made by disturbing devs.
Only helped by modders.
Please don't support these devs. There are exes out there

This is quite fun so far. I'm only on the 4th level but just wanted
to say it's pretty good for 67 pence :)

A bit like the original Guantlet and Hammerwatch.

With some more work given to the game it could be a really nice casual game

Play it, die. Keep playing it and it will make you a happy bunny

Hasn't been updated since I paid for this. Early access? no

Just a drab exe to cash in

Over 5 years and you still can't code a working bicycle.

I know you don't care, the XBOX is your only hope for future revenue. I hope those poor suckers enjoy 18fps

Sweet and funny. Thanks

pure belter!