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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Same as every other negative review: rockstar loader

I bought the game then wasn't allowed to play the game and I cannot be bothered to fix a problem I didn't create after giving you 60 bux. I'm not jumping through hoops or contacting customer support so I can use your product. You get my money and I get your game or I'm getting my money back and leaving. This is not complicated.

It's literally the worst idea anyone has ever come up with. I hope whoever created the rockstar loader was drawn and quartered. Good job, numbnuts.
Posted April 13.
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1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
No invert y axis option. Why is this even an issue with indie games at this point? It's not like it's a difficult option to implement. Just seems lazy.
Posted April 1.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.5 hrs on record
"Chapter 1" My ass.

Dev has been radio silent since march.

Unfortunate because the concept and world are outstanding.
Posted October 15, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
6.1 hrs on record
Abandoned. Dev took the money and ran.
Posted September 10, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.6 hrs on record
Absolutely outstanding. Thinking outside the box from within the box. Clearly a labor of love from the dev. The "invert Y axis" option is clutch. Wish more indie titles had that. 14/10
Posted August 20, 2023.
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0.5 hrs on record
Clearly set in Canadaland because in Canada, milk comes in bags.
Posted November 19, 2021.
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182.7 hrs on record (143.8 hrs at review time)
This game is fast-paced and the controls are perfect. Get to know the weapons. They're probably not what you were expecting, but if you figure them out they'll treat you well.

The voice acting is well done and the art is remarkable.

I caught a whiff of identity politics, but you really can't avoid that propaganda in *insert current year*.

Long story short, this game scratches the itch. Get it.
Posted July 23, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
790.6 hrs on record (738.6 hrs at review time)
i got gud

now what?
Posted February 2, 2021. Last edited February 2, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
31.1 hrs on record
Abandoned
Posted December 3, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
53.1 hrs on record (26.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Get it on sale if you can.


Early access. Gearbox bought it. Forecast is being delayed. Two months with no content update. Now there's talk of being released on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ switch. I'll be amazed if we get two more content updates before devs abandon it.


Sucks, cause I like this game.
Posted August 25, 2019. Last edited August 25, 2019.
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