glamur

Ye put the what's happenin on those pirates today. Soon the wenches be throwin themselves at ye for a bit of ye riches. But don't worry.. We'll secure a large plank to fight them off!!! AAARRRRGGH

Setting sail in about an hour. Gotta get in a quick workout then it's GO time.

My emotions are being hopped on, D. I must go to fight meetings and the Sandman for 8 hours. When I return you better be at your least scurvy for nobody can tell when ye cry in the ocean. And that is where they will find ye bones if ye double cross this pirate on such a fine day to be sailing! Yarrr!

You lied, because that is what buttholes do.

That's good news. Yet me pirate expertise is limited to only knowing how to speak pirate, ARRGGH! But I hath secured me own vessel, The Whoa Nelly, and can tell ye it hath seen many a good pirate upon her in it's time. I will keep an eye out for ye in game. For I literally have but one eye. Avast matey!