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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 7:44am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 4:48am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:49am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 7:18am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 9:59am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 11:31am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 4:10am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 4:13am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 7:14am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:39am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:49am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:32am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 7:39am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:40am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:59am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:36am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:18am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:37am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 9:10am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am



Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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