Why ?

The "gay boy" you punched in the hall today? He deep throated the ♥♥♥♥ out of five ♥♥♥♥♥ all at once last night. That girl you called a slut in class today? She ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her horse. The boy you called lame? Yeah, he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥ rn. That girl you pushed down the other day? She has a Barbie™️ Ken doll stuck in her vagina. That girl you called fat? She managed to eat seventeen Big Mac™️ burgers in one sitting. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He contracted ligma.

🦃gobble gobble🦃what's that? 😨😟😵 you know what time it is? 😍😭🍂 its Cranksgiving™ 😤✊️🍆 your turkey is 🌵dry🥀 its time to give it a little gravy💦☔️🤤💯 we're serving 👨🏻‍🍳 it up HOT🔥 this year 👅👌🏻🙌🏻 send this to 🔟 🥔potato sucking 👄 stuffin lovin 😍 hoes within 1️⃣ hour or your 🌽corn🌽 won't get shucked 🙁 for an entire year 😰👎🏻😔 only get 1️⃣🔙 and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pilgrim 😧 will literally kill you 🔪😩☠️ get 5️⃣🔙 and you'll be STUFFING 😱 your wild 👹hog 🐗 in an 🍏apple🍎pie in NO time ⏰🕰⏱⏲ get 🔟🔙and you'll be 👑crowned👑 the true ✨King Of Cranksgiving✨ and you'll get to 🔫shoot🔫 your 🤤Special Sauce🤤 in 🎅🏻Chris Cringle's🎅🏻eye 👁 as soon as he comes down your chimney🎄🏠🌟❄️ good luck 🍀 to all 💯😂😏

Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that hoe
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that hoe
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch

Habibi

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