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Unlocked 14 Nov, 2013 @ 4:10pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2013 @ 12:46am

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2013 @ 4:08pm

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2013 @ 12:39pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2013 @ 4:15pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2013 @ 1:17pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 8:15pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2013 @ 12:56am

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2021 @ 3:40pm