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>team is down
>so nervous, only you left
>you're physically shaking from nerves, sitting in the corner
>meekly listening for steps
>t-t-two are coming
>team is laughing at you and ghosting your position
>suddenly, you feel a warmth behind you
>its the ghost of ScreaM!
>he puts his hands on your hands
>you shiver and let out a fart
>suddenly you've ♥♥♥♥ yourself
>you pull out a triple round ace in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pants
>your team stops trying to play and just sit behind you ready to throw you a new ak so you can drop yours and pick up a new one instead of reloading
>you win the match and everybody commends you and adds you to their friends list
>scream is looking at you at in disgust as he slowly fades away
>you mumble out "t-thanks scream-sensei" right before he disappears
>you go change your pants and feel humiliated anyway
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)