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Personal Achievements
 

Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 6:13pm

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 6:13pm

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 1:39pm

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 8:51pm

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 8:56pm

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 1:19am

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 5:24pm

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 9:33pm

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 1:14pm

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2021 @ 2:25am

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 9:33pm

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 9:33pm

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 9:33pm

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 9:33pm

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 9:33pm

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 9:33pm

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 9:33pm

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 9:33pm

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 9:33pm

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 9:33pm

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 8:06pm

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 6:13pm

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2021 @ 1:18am

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 12:49am

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 12:49am

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2021 @ 9:16pm

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2021 @ 9:45pm



You're Fired!

Get fired!
0 / 1

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
97 / 100

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
920 / 1,000

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
13,890 / 20,000

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
19 / 35

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
34 / 75

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
2,940 / 7,200

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
20 / 500

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
0 / 1

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
0 / 1

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
0 / 1

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
0 / 1

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
7 / 30

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
0 / 1

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
0 / 1

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
0 / 1

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
4 / 5

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
0 / 1

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
0 / 1

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
34 / 200

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
0 / 1

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
1 / 7

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
5 / 50

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
3 / 10

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
0 / 1

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
0 / 1

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
0 / 1

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
0 / 1

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
0 / 1

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
0 / 1

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1